Relic jokes

Mom

Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.

EpiPen

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me when he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.

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  • Hand Grenade

    My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

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  • Mp3

    I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

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  • Condom

    Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”

    Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”

    Condom: “Hahaha...”

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