Relic jokes
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me when he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”
Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”
Condom: “Hahaha...”
Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.
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