Relationship Status jokes

What relationship status fits an orphan?

Single.

Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.

My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)

Me: I know, you always are...

I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.

I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.

The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂

What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?

A girl actually dates the paper.

Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."