The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper? A girl actually dates the paper.
