Relationship Status jokes

The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.

My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)

Me: I know, you always are...

What relationship status fits an orphan?

Single.

What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?

A girl actually dates the paper.

Like if you know someone is emo.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

What does a relationship and suicide have in common?

I always fail on committing.

like if you know someone that is emo.

"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."