Relationship Status jokes
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?
A girl actually dates the paper.