Reinterpretation jokes

In Boston we say,

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said ‘Hey Jill, you wanna?’ Jill said yes, unzipped her dress, and then they had a ‘daughta’" 🤣

I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

I invented a new word today.

Plagiarism.

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?

Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!