Reinterpretation jokes

In Boston we say,

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said ‘Hey Jill, you wanna?’ Jill said yes, unzipped her dress, and then they had a ‘daughta’" 🤣

They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.

I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"

A project where people get lined up to be changed.

It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.

I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?

My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.

Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!

My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.

Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...

We don't read backwards.

What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.

What does BLM stand for?

Bisexual Lives Matter.