Redsock jokes
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
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People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
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I got them red Gucci bracelets.