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Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)

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Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

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A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.

My name, my address, and my phone number.

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    • Waste Of Time

    Girl: How much do you love me?

    Me: Count the stars in the sky.

    Girl: Aww, it's infinite!

    Me: No, just a waste of time.

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    Oki guys, heres a small recount of my school camp πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    So, day 1, we went to do the high ropes and leap of faith stuff at Woodhouse. Then, that night I had no sleep. Why? THE BOYS WERE:

    1, SUMMONING THE SPAGHETTI MAN (so scary, right?)

    2. SCREAMING, YELLING AND MOANING ALL NIGHT.

    3. DING DONG DITCHING US NON STOP.

    4. HAVING A BLOODY MOTHERS MEETING IN THE HALLWAY AT 12 IN THE MORNING.

    5. WALKING AROUND SINGING THE BLOODY PEPPA PIG SONG

    AND 6. WALKING AROUND WITH THEIR SHOES MAKING THUMPING SOUNDS.

    Day 2, much better day. We went kayaking and went to the beach to go boogie boarding. I had a much better sleep. Not much happened that day, and today was pretty good. πŸ‘Œ

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