Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
