Ravioli jokes

Curry.

Where do poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?

I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."

What do girls and noodles have in common?

They both wiggle when you eat them.