Rabies jokes

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.

You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.

Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?

A. Rape babies.

What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?

Defective rabies.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Rabid cow.

Rabid cow who?

Hold on, I need to get my gun....

Friend: I got bit.

Other friend: By what?

Friend: A dog.

Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)

What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.

Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!