Quintillion jokes
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Memes
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
How do women make you a millionaire?
When you're a billionaire.
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.