What’s the a simulation between a penis and a rubix cube
The more you play with it the harder it gets
I was in a maze and I got the end and thay congratulated me I said that was a-maze-ing
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer : Chi-ca-go
why did the chicken cross the road? whos gives a shit i wanna know how it got the car started
I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."
So I was doing a puzzle, I was getting triggered with it, my friend said "Its puzzling why your so triggered"
What has a bottom at the top? -- Your legs.
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
