Postponement jokes

Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".

I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.

Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!

Suicide gives you security for the future.

Decide the day of suicide and live with full joy till that day, and you can choose to postpone it.