Pork jokes

Where do you take your pig to karate?

The pork chop class!

When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Pork-chop!

What happens when you cross a pig and karate?

A pork chop!

Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.

Do you get what I am trying to poke out?

Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.

Son, he is dinner.

What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?

A ham sandwich.