Pork jokes
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
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When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
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Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.