Pop Smoke jokes

What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is £1,000."

But that's not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.

When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.

Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap.

He was high on my list of priorities.

Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.

His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."