Pocket Calculator jokes

I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?

Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.

Type this in your calculator:

5 days a week (type in 5),

6 different classes (type in 6),

7 hours a day (type in 7),

x

2 semesters (type in 2),

=

flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).

I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.

What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”