Plot Twist jokes

What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?

- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...

Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)

A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.

Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.

DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."

And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...

On the floor.

And died.

The end.

"I'm thinking about killing off the main character in this book I'm writing."

"What type of book is it?"

"An autobiography."

The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work... He’s a suicide bomber.

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.

It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

Me: It's an autobiography.

When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.

But when you do, people scream and run away.