Playstation jokes

Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.

What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?

Kids turn them on.

I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.

Why can't orphans close their video games?

Because they can't find the home button.

What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...

They're both plastic and kids turn them on.

What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?

They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.