Plastic Surgery jokes

What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?

One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.

Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.

What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?

Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?

Silicon Valley.

But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.

China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.

What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.

My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.

I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"

I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"

What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL