Plane pizzas jokes
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.