Plane pizzas jokes
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.