why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9-11 jokes. My dad died in 9-11. Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know. Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabi.
I would make a 9/11 joke but it just wouldn’t land.
9/11 was not funny it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah
911 pilots are the best readers, They went through 30 stories in less than an hours
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot.💥
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
Why is the U.S so mad about the twin towers it was an accident the pilots where new
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows: Sum ting wong Wei Toh Low Ho Lee Fuk Ban Din Ouch
Q: Why was the pilot sad? A: Cause he was bad at playing jenga 💀
A Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff.
But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share ?' ''Yes madam......My daddy told me a story about my Mom " "OK, let's hear" said the teacher.
"My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit". "She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife". "She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops." "She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
Pin drop silence in the class !!
''Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story ?"
"Stay away from Mummy when she's drunk```......!!!!"
i'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to new york so i flew them to new york and hit the towers that was a tragic story
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang
Kobe never missed a shot but he missed the helipad
I’m going to hell!!!
There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and an airplane landing strip? Don’t know, neither did my dad
you: Captain where is this plane going? Captain: New York, 175 Greenwich Street.
I didnt get the joke at first then it hit me like a plane
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
when kobe's pilot hit the mountain he said "kobe"
