Pigtail jokes
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
Memes
My uncle <3
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says "leave motherf*cker".
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
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