Physical Change jokes

Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?

Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!