What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
Philosopher Jokes
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
