What did the swearing hen say?
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK! (It's cluck)
What did the cussing rooster say?
Cock-a-poo-dle phew!
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?” The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”