In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
*having sex on lexapro*
Her: Cum for me, baby!
Me: I'm trying!
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
Ads for meds be like: Chloroform, it's Chloroform, helps with itchy eyes. Side affects may include Acute Flaccid Myelitis (AFM), AIDS (HIV/AIDS), Alphaviruses, Alzheimer's Disease, Alzheimer's Diseases (Spanish), Arboviral Encephalitis, Arthritis, Babesiois, Cancer, Unintentional injuries, Chronic lower respiratory disease, Stroke and cerebrovascular diseases, Alzheimer's disease, Diabetes, Influenza and pneumonia.
A women's knitters group is having a meeting, and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies.
One woman says, "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system."
Another knitter says, "I'm taking folic acid to help my baby's brain."
Finally, one woman says, "I'm taking Thalidomide!"
All the women turn to her and say, "Thalidomide! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?"
The woman shrugs her shoulders and says, "I don't know how to knit arms."
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.