What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
A women's knitters group is having a meeting, and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies.
One woman says, "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system."
Another knitter says, "I'm taking folic acid to help my baby's brain."
Finally, one woman says, "I'm taking Thalidomide!"
All the women turn to her and say, "Thalidomide! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?"
The woman shrugs her shoulders and says, "I don't know how to knit arms."
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.
