Petition jokes

Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.

Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.

What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?

There is no difference.

They both got split open by a huge log.

What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?

They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.

Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?

They like to bone a petite.

I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.

Son: Where's grandma?