Personal Computer jokes
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?
There is sperm on the computer screen.