Per Diem jokes

Day

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If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.

Day

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Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".

Poster

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A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."

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