Why did the duck walk across the road I lost my pecker
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin, Especially, Peter Pecker
your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
What do u call a black pros titute with braces A black n decker pecker wrecker
So little Susie came home and said “mom little johnny show me his pecker”. And her mom said WHAT?! And little Susie was like yea it reminded me of a peanut, her mom said oh because it was so small. Susie said no because it tasted salty.
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
..their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
wo tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
what's a wood peckers favourite kind of jokes.
knock knock ones
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
