Pawn

Pawn Jokes

Chess

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.

Chess

In British chess I guess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without 2 towers.

Chess

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.

Queen

Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.

Chess

Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.

Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.

Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.

Chess

Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?

The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.

Chess

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.

Chess

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they already lost two towers.

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