Passover jokes
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"
How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What type of meat do priests eat on Good Friday? Nun.