I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled "dose anyone know CPR" i said "i know the whole alphabet"everyone laughed and laughed well everyone except one.
Yo mama so tall she eats paramedic
What’s the difference between 911 and a abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
Of stephen hawkings had a heart attack do you take him ti pc world or a&e ?