p*nis jokes
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
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I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
iran
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
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What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
Priest
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.