P.E. jokes

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.

Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.

Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.

What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.