Ozarks jokes

Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?

Because they aren't family!

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.

The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.

Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?

They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.