Ozarks jokes
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.