I left my dog at home once and when I came home it was a mess, lets say I was in a RUFF situation
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.
I'm happy that i named my dog i know what you did. Its funny to see how much people get scared when i call him.
I know a woman who owns a taser. -- She's stunning!