Overstatement jokes
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
"Go big or go home," that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.
The happier they get, the less they see.
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
On the lines of "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous,"
I'm dying to live forever!
Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!