Overrun jokes
I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.
Community talk
“You are out, Amy. We will flood the streets. We will overrun the mousetraps, and we will turn this place into a reflection of BP. welcome to ur nightmare, trolls“ You think you got shit on us? You think you can do anything? You think you have power here? Cosmo any BP bastards you bring here will be banned immediately, you aren’t welcome here you foreign fucktards, gay ass pussies.
You are out, Amy. We will flood the streets. We will overrun the mousetraps, and we will turn this place into a reflection of BP. welcome to ur nightmare, trolls