Overkill jokes
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
Mom: "I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes."
Me: "Why did you?"
Mom: "I was very drunk..."
Explains a lot...
Community talk
3 dudes are prepared to become priest.The head priest says go complete one bad deed before you vow your life to no sins.They say ok.The first dude comes back and the head priest says so what did you do.I robbed a gas station he responded.Ok go wash yourself in the holy water to cleanse yourself of your sins.The second guy comes back and tells the head priest that he robbed a bank.Ok thats a little overkill but go wash yourself in the holy water.The third guy comes back and the Head priest says there is no way you can top what the other two did but please what did you do.The third guy responds I peed in the holy water.