Other one jokes

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.

A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).

The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL

THE END

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.

What did one orphan say to the other one?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."

What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?

One has water; the other one doesn’t.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.

Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.

He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"

"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.

Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"

One day, there were two muffins in an oven. One of the muffins said, "Man, it's hot in here." The other one said, "Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!"

What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?

One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.