Other half jokes
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
Memes
Funny Test Answers #6
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.
All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
Prince might be with a new girl, but he still wants Gwen, who doesn't? Other half.
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Prince, stop sending me letters, poems, and memes through Gmail. We broke up, it's over!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: I know, but that new girl that I been seeing is not you! I miss you a lot! Please come back to me.
Gwen on the phone with Prince: I'm gonna hang up now!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: PLEASE DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Sorry, I can't hear you...you're breaking up...what?!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: Gwen! DO NOT HANG UP !!!!!!!!
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Okay...bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Memes
Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…
My mom after she has had enough of us
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PEOPLE OF THE COMMUNITY! As requested by a very large amount of members, we’re gonna revamp “the rules” and hopefully fix this issue once and for all.
The following statement is a proposal made to all the mods, to which we agreed. Now it is YOUR turn to have a say, cast your votes people! Let’s restore this site to how it used to be!
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Ok not complaining but I love how half this site uses us as therapists and the other half is hyper sexual and horny all the time
I don't understand all of you. half of the anons see this site and think " D r a m a " and what do they come to see? DRAMA. why is there drama? BC HALF OF THE PPL ON THIS SITE ARE LITTLE KIDS AND THE OTHER HALF ARE TEENAGERS. teens arguing with little kids. its something in my dreams man. meaning it's not normal. so fucking stop man.