Other fish jokes
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.