New Orphange Jokes

I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡

Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.

Orphan: My parents!

Me: You know that word?

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.

I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."