Orphange jokes

Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.

FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?

LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?

FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!

LONELY ORPHAN: :(

Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.

Orphan: My parents!

Me: You know that word?

I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."

Like if you know an orphan.

I am an orphan...

Orphan

Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.

Orphan joke.