go to a orphange and tell the kids there parents came back as a april fools joke
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanges. Well, I LMAOed I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
i gave an orphan 5 dollars and i said "spend it on a candy bar" i came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. so i look over and i see that he has a piggy bank that has 40$ and i said where did you get that? he said for being homeless, and i said what are you going to spend it on he looked at me and said "i'm going to pay money for a mother."
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
