Orphange Jokes

go to a orphange and tell the kids there parents came back as a april fools joke

Me at an orphanage: I need to talk Orphan:MY parents! Me: you know that word?

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanges. Well, I LMAOed I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

i gave an orphan 5 dollars and i said "spend it on a candy bar" i came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. so i look over and i see that he has a piggy bank that has 40$ and i said where did you get that? he said for being homeless, and i said what are you going to spend it on he looked at me and said "i'm going to pay money for a mother."

even if you do burn down an orphange it's not gonna matter. it's not like they have homes