Orphan jokes

Orphan jokes jokes

Orphan

  • We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

    Orphan

  • Like this if you laughed.

    These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

    I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

    Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

    Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

    Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

    Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

    What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

    Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

    Orphan

  • I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

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  • Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.

    Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.

    Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!

    Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??

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  • Knock

  • Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Orange.

    Orange who?

    Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!

    Orphan

  • If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!

    If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.

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  • Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂

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  • When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!

    Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?

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