Orangutan jokes

What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?

Monkeypox.

Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"

Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.

LOL

What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?

Some people adopt orangutans.

What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?

A meringue-atang.

You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?