Opposer

Opposer jokes

Republican

"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"

"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."

Abortion

Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.

Memes

Jew

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

School

Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.

Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!

War

You will never see a redneck opposing a war.

He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"