Dating websites jokes

What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.

TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.

NOT A DATING WEBSITE

What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.

"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?

Because they aren't family!

I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.