Online dating jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.

What is the best Catholic dating app?

Grinder.

This is not a joke. Stop online dating.

I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.

I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.

She is not “fun to be around.”

I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.

Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”

Hello.

Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!

I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...

Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing. Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.