Onion breath jokes
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 馃悜馃挩
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions, which made me cry.
Onions was a good dog.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions.
Onions was a good dog.
what's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!